Since Bud is actually earning money, Al starts charging rent for the basement. Bud and Al sign a lease and Bud pays his rent, after which he claims that the "apartment" is in need of repair. A health inspector declares the basement condemned and gives him a month to get the basement repaired.
Jefferson has joined the National Guard. He tells Al and Griff of the benefits: for one weekend per month, one gets to party with a bunch of guys and even get paid for it. Of course, you have to pass basic training first, but even that has a benefit. One does not have to go to one's regular job, but the boss still has to pay the salary. Al and Griff suddenly feel the urge to serve their country.
Al agrees to let Peg invite the Darcy's and Griff (plus one) to an evening party in exchange for a month of no sex. As a party game, the pairs test their knowledge of the other half. Unfortunately, Al has forgotten the most romantic night between him and Peg, who throws him out to the doghouse, literally.
Al makes true of his threat to move out. But what about custody of the two TVs? The kids Al leaves to Peg. In foresight, he has hidden a nest egg in a secret compartment in the toilet seat. Peg becomes depressed, but the kids decide to find themselves a new step-dad.
Al is having difficulty adjusting to being single. Marcy is more than happy to share with him that Peg is having a dinner party with a millionaire. Al doesn't believe it, so Marcy tells him that what Peg really wants is for Al to come to the dinner party.
Friends* S9:E11
Follows the personal and professional lives of six twenty to thirty-something-year-old friends living in Manhattan.
Friends* S9:E12
Follows the personal and professional lives of six twenty to thirty-something-year-old friends living in Manhattan.
Friends* S9:E13
Follows the personal and professional lives of six twenty to thirty-something-year-old friends living in Manhattan.
Friends* S9:E14
Follows the personal and professional lives of six twenty to thirty-something-year-old friends living in Manhattan.
Friends* S9:E15
Follows the personal and professional lives of six twenty to thirty-something-year-old friends living in Manhattan.
Mom* S4:E22
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Mom* S5:E1
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Mom* S5:E2
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Mom* S5:E3
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Mom* S5:E4
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Marie thinks something's wrong with Robert. So she gathers all of the girls in Robert's life to come up with ways to help him.
Ray thinks his kids like Robert better than him.
Debra finds it hard to handle her parents' divorce.
Frank, Ray, and Robert paint Ray's house. And Robert and Ray find out something new about their father.
Flashback to when Ally was born.
After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.
Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.
After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at her place, Alan and Charlie worry about how Jake will be affected by his overnight visit.
Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man.
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.
Michael asks Jim to get a male stripper for Phyllis's office bachelorette party, but he gets a Ben Franklin impersonator instead. Meanwhile, the men's bachelor party goes as planned until Michael becomes uncomfortable with the stripper.
Michael exaggerates the importance of his small role in Phyllis's wedding and makes an ass out of himself, and Pam notices that Phyllis stole all of her wedding ideas from her original wedding plans.
Michael is a guest speaker for Ryan's business class, but they have a falling out after Michael finds out that Ryan spoke negatively about Dunder Mifflin. Back at the office, Dwight tries to kill a bat that he found in the ceiling.
While Michael and Jan go to their first Dunder Mifflin outing as an official couple, the office workers left behind go out for happy hour. During happy hour, Roy finds out that Jim and Pam kissed on Casino Night.
Dwight saves Jim from an attack by Roy, but Dwight won't allow Jim to thank him for it. Meanwhile, Darryl asks Michael for a pay raise, and Michael discovers that he is woefully underpaid--so Michael goes to headquarters to ask for one himself.
While enjoying TV time in prison, Earl and Randy are excited when they see that the show "Cops" is filming in Camden County.
Randy and the prisoners watch a second episode of "Cops," which features the Camden County Police responding to a series of disturbances on the first 4th of July after 9/11.
Earl is supposed to set up a "scared straight" lecture for school kids, until he gets in a fight with Randy over who's taking care of whom. Meanwhile, Joy tries to induce labor.
Earl and Randy are teamed up against their will to catch Frank, who escaped from a prison van under Randy's watch. Joy and her sister fight over how Joy's baby will be born.
The warden promises to take the last six months off of Earl's sentence if he helps him out of one final jam. It ultimately will require him to spend the remainder of his lottery winnings on putting on a prom in the prison.
Jack receives an offer from Miles' publisher to write a book of feel-good philosophy that could be his ticket out of Toledo. Durbin accidentally sets off an emotional firestorm when he reveals that while Stef chose Mary as her emergency contact, Mary chose Michelle.
When Victor's parents go out of town, Jack uses their house to host his ex-girlfriend's fund-raising gala.
When Jack learns that his dead mother had a lover named Brandon, Jack becomes furious and sets out to destroy the old man.
Jack takes in Principal Durbin after giving him marriage advice that backfires and gets him kicked out of the house; Jack's students try to help him get revenge against Miles.
When one of Jack's students anonymously reports him for canceling their much anticipated fetal pig dissection, he sets out to find the snitch. Durbin's chances at Principal of the Year are in jeopardy when the superintendent visits.
30 Rock* S5:E16
Liz believes that her new female guest writer perpetuates negative female stereotypes and is bad for women, while Jack discovers that he has his hands full trying to get rid of the heir to the Kabletown empire.
30 Rock* S5:E17
Jack puts Liz in charge of an event for Angie in the hopes that she can emotionally manipulate Angie into making an appeal to Tracy. The "Queen of Jordan" cameras bring Jack some embarrassment while leaving Jenna starved for attention. A lost love returns to Frank's life, causing him to question his maturity.
30 Rock* S5:E18
With Tracy still in Africa, TGS goes on "forced hiatus," causing everybody to begin making other career plans. Meanwhile, Jack turns to Devon Banks to get out of a bind with the Kabletown CEO.
30 Rock* S5:E19
Liz and Kenneth try to find where Tracy is hiding in New York so they can save the show, Jenna is busy shooting a horror film in Connecticut, and Pete tries to stand up to a bullying crew member.
30 Rock* S5:E20
When Hank Hooper threatens to cancel "TGS", Jack convinces him to allow Liz and company the chance to do their 100th episode. To produce the best show possible, however, Liz must deal with less-than-ideal working conditions. Amidst the chaos of show preparation, Jack starts doubting a key decision in his life and Jenna contemplates motherhood.